i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
*steps in something wet while wearing just socks* *screams for 68 years*
"hey what’s the date?"
THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME
I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE DING DONG DANGIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
DING DONG DANGIT